What do I miss?

Being able to breath perhaps? Or maybe to be able to complete a sentence without coughing up a lung? Maybe even being able to speak slightly less like a 55 year old chain smoker? Hmm.

But look at the bright side. Dayquil is pretty badass looking….Even more so when one is heavily medicated. 8D

All I need now is to find a pretty blue pill. Then I can abduct some defenseless Computer Science student from his World of Warcraft, tie him to a chair, and reenact that scene from the Matrix in which I’m Morpheus and my petrified victim is that dreadful actor that still miraculously gets hired for movies. Yah.

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